That's alotta bad type-age!
The idea is Jannie's. but the mistakes to follow are all mine...
In Jannie Funster's miss-keyed posts labeled "Bord on a Wire,"
she makes a numbered list from one to ten of funny typos saved from recent comments she's made around blogland. "Rears in her eyes"
n "Making Hoe loans,"
come immediately to mind as I think of her amazing finger work...
She challenged me to save up my miss-placed word-age, altho most of these puppies were subsequently corrected for publication, they were copied to a text file for later purusal. I found myself re-reading my boo-boos often, n never failing to feel embarrassed n laugh. Therefore, it has been deemed to be an excercise in emotional therapy!
Recently, I haven't had much to be happy about, so all spontaneous laugher is priceless.
My list isin't numbered, or limited in number. Some are just phrases, (sans puntuation). Parts of the original sentences are missing. Some are from posts, comments, letters, or whatever I was working on when I messed up. Readers of ESR may recognize it. I tend to create new words instead of misplacing real words. My misses bring to my mind Walassy Kandinski's abtract work. Mostly these make me think, "What does that mean?"
How embawassing... Hold on, here goes~
(For amusement purposes only
Fade into diminished blossy
I had to leace early
It was another's dault
I can't without vramping up
due to the amount of patying done here already.
to head off the ekectric bill
At the edge of the dea it's easiest to feel directly connected.
Note: DEA = The Drug Enforcement Agency
I'm geartful I can still get the hair-brush
Thode two were particulary colorful.
I found them dropped into a gorcery bag
It happened (the neds) to both my sisters.
Note: I went there n it was in german, a film festival site!
I have to do something to calm my nreves
"gunhump" - actual word verification on Talon!
Just keep swigging
when I win cash on my Lottery icket
Hope the barakes work
Note: I hope Barack works too
As usual, I have no clure what's up by then.
I'm seriously in muscle-ack pain from work
eferred to my email acct which is full of possible treats
Many got me a bit further over my rough trail, then another piked up.
Note: pike is a dive where you touch your toes!
It's great how simple things can bring oy into life.
(Wow- can it ever!) beak here-