Creative Minds Guess

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Definitions of recently admitted Rypos

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What I think when I ask my brain:

"What is a ... ?"

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unindentional: When you want to indent text, but the word processing progam keeps placing it flush left

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Rypo: a poem about rye

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blossy: It used to be a glossy blog

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leace: a blog rental which leaches brains

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dault: slapping forehead with the heel of your hand saying "Doh!" while vaulting in gymnastics

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vramping up: increasing the electric guitar amp gain to overkill while playing "Smoke On the Water"

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Northings: Polar cap, Icebergs, Caribu, Santy Clueless, empty space

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patying: playing "Patty-cakes"

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ekectric bill: ecking tricks invoice

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geartful: I've had two full hours of neighbor Gurt's emotional gossip

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Thode: thy ode

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gorcery bag: Magic like a Sorcery bag, but full of blood n guts

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the neds: Nerdy, boring clones named "ned" who follow you everywhere

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nreves: The shaking, loud sound of a Harley bike revving up repeatedly

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Lottery icket: disgustingly filthy thing you need gloves to handle while betting

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clure: new abbrv nomenclature, to name with symbols

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muscle-ack: sore muscles yell "Ack" at you when you move them

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eferred: like effing but passed on to another

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piked up: The reverse of piking down, an upward leap while touching the toes

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