Tuesday, October 05, 2010

Rypos Gee! Not G-Rated

Image by SnaggleTooth Oct 2009



Hold onto your Funny-bones- Here comes the seventh version of saved, mis-keyed wordage! This latest batch has been saved since June 2010 until this week.
Some were fixed before publish, or after. In other folks comments tho, they remain forever.- I save to a Notepad file n re-read it often for personal entertainment. When the typos are sufficiently ripened with my commentary, they're finally unleashed as Rypos upon the unsuspecting online victims, ...er- public.
Most entries appear as phrases, sans punctuation. In this "G" edition, instead of waiting for a "Creative Minds Guess" Definitons Post, as it was done in Version "F", I've added mostly comments or a definition directly after the entries. Rypos appear in chronological order.
.Invention of weird, new words or inappropriate language always surprizes n embarrasses me. I always enjoy wondering,"What is that?" Mostly this quarter, I just used the wrong real words with a slip of the key fingers... (Oh No! Look what I did this time!)

(To Blue Bunny)
Glad you found a nice bunny Horney!
You know what they say about multiplying like rabbits...
The diversity of meals you find is inspring.
In fall you only get turkey n squash
sometimes I like the resordings of it
a sordid affair, repeated
word Verification
"Cher Knome"
Was it Irish, really tall, skinny, with long brunette hair, n singing?
Can Gypsies be Irish?
Did you place them in family sub-group oder?
Stinky feet first!
night vats n owls
Vats full of wine, please!
also bringing slong
slinging song
getting back to your gave spot
Way better than the "still need to give" one!
due to lass bouyancy
the girls float, the men sink!
That's why they call 'em "Mae West" vests
I'm a botorious multi-tasker...
three grubs at once!
waiting to dry off a dit
Dit, dit, ditto... Time keeps on slippin'... (Slippery when wet)
I cried about this, n that, then everything together...
eat up a glof-course
glop was unavailable!
I don't want a long-poading reader
When loading takes so long you get P.O.d (Pissed Off)
Word Verification
"Thy Bra"
Yes, God needs one...
what a horgeous spot-
The red light district
"Home is where you bang your heart"
(no comment!)
She deloshed it
to un Lish
every critter has been huding
Hiding underneath things
We just had cooler yenps
Blue Japanese yen with "P.S. This is play money" printed on it
Caught me off haurd with the pigeons!
off pitch throat clearing
It's goof you get to see your sisters
Who hasn't goofed off with Sis?
I hate hare skin on the guitar
(Sorry BB!)
that is a gummingbird moth!
Well, moths don't have teeth!
not spebding energy
a bell goes off when you get speedy
Been awhile since I saw a bluegrease group-
Like the Blueman Group, but with blue-greasy hands dropping metal objects for sound
We have a bew potter in the village
blue, ceramic pews!
How much will get dome?
word verification
"la blato"
spanish: the blab
word verification
I've always been anti-lint!
Then I layed with color again...
(Not again!)

Image by SnaggleTooth Oct 2009

Definitions brought to you by SnaggleTooth's Dictionary of Rypos


At 7:41 AM, Blogger desk49 said...

to talk idly or thoughtlessly
Now that does seem to fit me quite well.

la blato was here.

At 8:34 AM, Blogger Lynn said...

Those are all funny, Snaggle. :)

At 11:22 AM, Blogger TALON said...

"dit", "delosh", "horgeous" sound like the lyrics to Cher Knome's greatest hit - lol!

Love the rypos, Snaggle! You'll have to do a Greatest Rypos 2010 post at the end of the year :)

At 5:59 PM, Blogger Opaque said...

Hehe... those are funny!

At 10:09 PM, Blogger Snaggle Tooth said...

Ellis, No it doesn't Mr Intense- You didn't need to embrace the identity! I wasn't saying you were it, but it was in that infernal type letters test... (n was funny)

Lynn, Hope you had a good laugh without too much inuendo embarrassment... Thanks

Talon, Wonderful hits for Cher Knome! n I can picture her, n wonder at the skimpiness of her Statue-esk outfit out in the garden...
Thanks- Good idea, tho I'll have a tough time choosing favorites!

Opaque, Hope you had a good chuckle at my Rypo Boo-Boos- Weren't expecting those, eh? Usually posted 4 times per year at the current rate.

At 1:41 AM, Blogger desk49 said...

Snaggle I thought it was funny. LOL
I never thought you were poking fun at me.
come to think about it I still think it is funny.

At 10:22 AM, Blogger Jannie Funster said...

Ha, ha, ha! LOVED these, Snag! laughing out loud at a cafe here.

Thy bra. Horney bunny. prolint.

And yes -- I am an Irish gypsy indeed!!! :)


At 9:52 PM, Blogger Snaggle Tooth said...

Ellis, Whew! You remind me of how I could never tell when Gramps was just kidding or really ticked off! He was a big practical joker... n a good actor!
Now I hope you'll note the funnies you get too!

JanF, good! I was hoping BB wouldn't be too embawassed- n couldn't believe I typed that somehow! It was "Bunny Honey" -
Hmmm you could soon be the new blonde Irish Gypsy singer in fuzzy pants!


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