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Fasten your funny-belts- Here comes the sixth version of saved, missed-keyed strange-ness! This latest litter has been saved since March 2010 until this week.
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Some sorry puppies were fixed before clicking publish, or edited after. A few slipped by me tho- I save to a Notepad file n re-read it often for amusement.
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Most entries appear as phrases, sans punctuation. NOTE: In this "F" edition, instead of waiting for a "Creative Minds Guess" Definitons Post, I've chosen to add them directly after the entries, n also include some comments of my thoughts.
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Invention of new words never hurt me. I enjoy wondering,
"What is that?"
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Happy aster!
(Gotta Love a pretty aster!)
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since I've had my current bight job.
Lightly biting
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What Will I Warch
How someone I knew from Maryland washes
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Have you ever considered being a vomic?
Make folks laugh so hard they spit up
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(n remember, notty spams are better than snotty Pams, BB)
I was once on a video crew team in college for a semester with two Pams who were too stuck upto show up when scheduled with actors, locations, n interviewees to get the work done. I did it mostly myself, even on my birthday. I Aced, they got "C"s only 'cause they helped with some editing.
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I always keep a small notbook n pen in reach of the bed
(I'll not do this, n not that either!)
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Blogger has been gugging out
When Google buggs out like it's drunk
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the swigy-ride was good
being drunk on a cart painted with "Squiggey" from "Laverne & Shirley"
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Fibbally, I finished
the long tall tale excuse
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Now that guty was waiting for a tow
Had a large pot belly
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begore I wanted
"slic loo"
Don't slide off!
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Lofelong friends are the best!
friends that loaf on your couch n won't leave
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If I were a client I'd be snakin well!
Slithering away
(This makes me do a funny dance!)
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usually yurn it on
To want something so bad, it happens
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pinching penniews
When you pinch Penelope, she says "Ewwww!"
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folks were roating
rooting for oats
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Strawberry or chocplate
That's one large Chocolate chip!
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Nifty jand drier
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Inyeresting
Something's going on inside you when your resting
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It's a read betweeb the lines
Dweebs placing bets
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Thanks for understabbing
what happens when they overstab?
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Did they hink?
heavily ink
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the 3rd of the moth
I used to let kitties ride on the deat with me,
A small vehicle which patrols
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n bot worry about
bots are evil cyber-trackers
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I yurned it
See above, n so it happened!
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a keed nose
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Welcome to ESR booments
Big Boom moment
(is this one?)
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allowing the Kerplunked arm to sturdy back to full arm hoof!
(Neigh!)
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Hoes to show you never can tell!
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(No- I don't know what this is!)
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8 Comments:
I like that happy aster! :)
I laughed at the notbook! And I think understabbing is a good thing :)
dweebs placing bets. roflmao
Lynn, Thanks, how could I not make one- been laughing over it ever since Easter, as you may've guessed.
Talon, funny the visuals I have of writing things in it too! I have lots to write in there! I always hear the "Psycho" music n see a large butcher knife... What a thing to say to an assailant!
Paige, I'm glad I could amuse you! I almost made "Jand" a gland drier, (from a comment on your hand dryer post) but wanted to weasel in a link to Jannie somewhere...
Most amusing. Thanks for sharing.
Best regards, Boonsong
These really made me laugh. The notbook, as Talon points out. I need one of those.
And yes -- please understab me, not the other way around! And can I get a can of Begore Begone?
Happy Aster to you too.
That 1.3 moth sure is clever -- your mind never stops, does it??
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deeirest snagle!
I'm bak!
I'm bak!!
Yoo sees me?
And I gots a noo gerlfrend, linnda. she loving me so mutch. we iz long distince relashinship, but we e-maling 20 times a day.
ox
Boonsong, Welcome to ESR booments, I mean comments! I'm happy to amuse n share! Thanks
JanF, I'm glad you got some funnies out of it- I think it was funnier with the defs n comments all-in-one this time... Begore Begone sounds like the perfect defense weapon. Yep, I can cut up a moth, but can't decide which third I like better...
BB, Glad you found a nice bunny Honey! Good thing for the internet, eh? Welcome back-
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