Rypos H: Eek Edition
Hold onto your hats with ear-flaps n scarves- Here comes the eighth version of crazy, accidental wordage! This latest gatch has been saved since October 2010 until this week.
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Some were corrected before publish, but some in other folks comments stick. I save them in a Notepad file n read it for personal fun. When Rypos are sufficiently augmented with comments n images, they're finally released in flurries.
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Most entries appear as phrases, sans punctuation. In this "H" edition, as first done for Version "F", I've added comments or a definition directly after the entries. All Rypos n "Word Verification" entries appear in chronological order.
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Invention of odd words or unusual food to eat always surprizes n embarrasses me. I always wonder,"What did I do?" In this Eek edition, I used alot of googled images to alter. The pic links immediately follow entries.
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Word ver
"in Gumby"
- In God We Trust, in Gumby we stretch
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now the big fufe from the junkyard
now the big fufe from the junkyard
- Anagram: Found under fluffy ears
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As an old neighbor used to say often (Moss her)
- Nice, green, n fluffy, but I miss her too! N She was Really good with plants, I still have some of her Jade n Aloe plants.
As an old neighbor used to say often (Moss her)
- Nice, green, n fluffy, but I miss her too! N She was Really good with plants, I still have some of her Jade n Aloe plants.
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tree colors each Autumn are the best part about being in New England's tempatate clomite-
- a new chemical compound for earmite removal.
EAR MITES (Otodectes cynotis)
http://insects.tamu.edu/extension/bulletins/uc/uc-013.html
http://www.marvistavet.com/assets/images/ear_mite.gif
http://insects.tamu.edu/extension/bulletins/uc/uc-013.html
http://www.marvistavet.com/assets/images/ear_mite.gif
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.A castle would be tough betting the bricks n cement over there by bat...
- "Strike! Home run...! Oww- now you owe me 5 bux!..."
http://earth911.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/single-brick.jpghttp://www.justbats.com/product.view.aspx?p=13161
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Word verification
"opti ping"
- Get the most out of your performance!
- Get the most out of your performance!
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eminate the power cales
eminate the power cales
- DIY instructions for after you eliminate the cables.
- I AM the power!
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One time I was scanned into a purchase
One time I was scanned into a purchase
- beep!
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Expensive smudge altight!
Expensive smudge altight!
- Hate those cheap, loose smudges-
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Have a lonely time!
Have a lonely time!
- I meant to write lovely!
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tho it quickly memted
tho it quickly memted
- became a memory for Ted but left your mind blank
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New England is known to have a sbowy season
-when we use bows alot
http://files.turbosquid.com/Preview/Content_2009_07_15__11_42_27/bow3.jpg865beaae-ef2e-4cd4-8137-0e82e5737e83Large.jpg
http://www.favorwarehouse.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/xEB/EB1006.jpg
-when we use bows alot
http://files.turbosquid.com/Preview/Content_2009_07_15__11_42_27/bow3.jpg865beaae-ef2e-4cd4-8137-0e82e5737e83Large.jpg
http://www.favorwarehouse.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/xEB/EB1006.jpg
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The old slide-ins will nor gold!
The old slide-ins will nor gold!
- Norwegien guilding
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to lessen eye strain geadsches
to lessen eye strain geadsches
- to avoid wearing eye galoshes
- I avoid that all the time
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lad you could enjoy a convert
lad you could enjoy a convert
- Converted to ???
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word ver
word ver
"ingeson"
- n at Thanksgiving time!
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I especially like gow you mix in
I especially like gow you mix in
- Green cow
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Xmas? not in a gurry for that one
Xmas? not in a gurry for that one
- Great hurry
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a piece of paper yowel
- Better than paper dolls, but not as classy as origami
a piece of paper yowel
- Better than paper dolls, but not as classy as origami
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I can't seem to motovarte anyone
I can't seem to motovarte anyone
- To get their art moving
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Word Ver
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Word Ver
"our gluga"
- I'm so thirsty!.
word ver
word ver
"ankles "
- the snow is up to the knees tho-
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Hoodsie mice cream cups
Hoodsie mice cream cups
- yummy- Squeak!
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I like how this yop pic looks
I like how this yop pic looks
- Anagram: Yam on Parade
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I had to get more goft tags!
I had to get more goft tags!
- Anagram: Go Out For Tea
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Got a nit of a snow wall
- would be alot smaller than the one out there now...
Got a nit of a snow wall
- would be alot smaller than the one out there now...
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"yam pro"
-A new kitchen aid
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yam_(vegetable)http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/38/5aday_sweet_potato.jpg
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Thanks for another fun gatch!
Thanks for another fun gatch!
-good catch
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word ver
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word ver
"sucks gu"
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I want Chocolate mouse cream pie
I want Chocolate mouse cream pie
-Eek!
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Yoday I slept
- "Yo!" zzzz...
Yoday I slept
- "Yo!" zzzz...
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I throw a mean sowball!
I throw a mean sowball!
(even with a gairnet on)
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posted by Snaggle Tooth @ 2:30 AM
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8 Comments:
lol! And did you see that you have a "rypo" in your second line with "gatch"? :)
It is fun to set back and laugh at oneself over the slip of one’s fungers over the old keyboard. (fungers fingers covered in fungous).
Lynn, very observant of you! That was was used on purpose, cause I knew it was in the list n meant a "Good batch." I always rewrite the intro a bit for each version. Glad you were amused!
Ellis, Fungers do it all the rime! That fufe was dudes at your story's junkyard, btw... I always laugh at these- this week I really needed a good one! Lets hope the fungous clears up soon!
Hi Snaggle! You always motivate my art!!
Hey, I think I saw that green cow on Ireland! Or maybe that was just all that Guiness?
Pretty bows. You've had 8 sbow storms so far this year, right?
xoxo
And here I thought Canada had good weed. Jesus Snag, almost makes me wanna visit NE to catch up with some that. GOOD SHIT! ;)
JanF, Awww thanks! I hope all the baubles are hanging beautifully soon, too. I wonder if you get Guiness out when you milk a green cow... You may be right about 8- I haven't counted, but it's been almost every week since before Xmas!
Neo, Blad you enjoyed the gatch this quarber. prob yous gut even more sbow! Didn't know I could get this silly, huh. Must be the green tea...
Got a paper cut earlier.
Thought of you and this post and how I'd just given myself a paperYOWL.
Hope you're having a lovely, and far from lonely time.
Xxoo
JanF, Hope your paper cut heals quickly- They sure do sting! paperYOWL is a good definition- I cut the corner of my mouth open on dental floss this week- that's never happened before! Time for the more expensive brand I guess- My week-end at work could be going alot better!
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