Monday, June 21, 2010

Rypos F Plus

Image by SnaggleTooth June 2010
Fasten your funny-belts- Here comes the sixth version of saved, missed-keyed strange-ness! This latest litter has been saved since March 2010 until this week.
Some sorry puppies were fixed before clicking publish, or edited after. A few slipped by me tho- I save to a Notepad file n re-read it often for amusement.
Most entries appear as phrases, sans punctuation. NOTE: In this "F" edition, instead of waiting for a "Creative Minds Guess" Definitons Post, I've chosen to add them directly after the entries, n also include some comments of my thoughts.
Invention of new words never hurt me. I enjoy wondering,
"What is that?"
Altered Google Image by SnaggleTooth June 2010

Happy aster!
(Gotta Love a pretty aster!)
since I've had my current bight job.
Lightly biting
What Will I Warch
How someone I knew from Maryland washes
Have you ever considered being a vomic?
Make folks laugh so hard they spit up
(n remember, notty spams are better than snotty Pams, BB)
I was once on a video crew team in college for a semester with two Pams who were too stuck upto show up when scheduled with actors, locations, n interviewees to get the work done. I did it mostly myself, even on my birthday. I Aced, they got "C"s only 'cause they helped with some editing.
I always keep a small notbook n pen in reach of the bed
(I'll not do this, n not that either!)
Blogger has been gugging out
When Google buggs out like it's drunk
the swigy-ride was good
being drunk on a cart painted with "Squiggey" from "Laverne & Shirley"
Fibbally, I finished
the long tall tale excuse
Now that guty was waiting for a tow
Had a large pot belly
begore I wanted
to be gored, present tense
word ver riot kitty
"slic loo"
Don't slide off!
Lofelong friends are the best!
friends that loaf on your couch n won't leave
If I were a client I'd be snakin well!
Slithering away
(This makes me do a funny dance!)
usually yurn it on
To want something so bad, it happens
pinching penniews
When you pinch Penelope, she says "Ewwww!"
folks were roating
rooting for oats
Strawberry or chocplate
That's one large Chocolate chip!
Nifty jand drier
a wet Jannie hand
Something's going on inside you when your resting
It's a read betweeb the lines
Dweebs placing bets
Thanks for understabbing
what happens when they overstab?
Did they hink?
heavily ink
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the 3rd of the moth

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I used to let kitties ride on the deat with me,
A small vehicle which patrols
n bot worry about
bots are evil cyber-trackers
I yurned it
See above, n so it happened!
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a keed nose

Welcome to ESR booments
Big Boom moment
(is this one?)
allowing the Kerplunked arm to sturdy back to full arm hoof!
Hoes to show you never can tell!

Photo by SnaggleTooth April 2010


(No- I don't know what this is!)

NOTE: putting the word "Rypos" in the blog search box on the top Blogger bar should produce these results (In theory, still untested...)
Definitions brought to you by SnaggleTooth's Dictionary of Rypos


At 7:54 AM, Blogger Lynn said...

I like that happy aster! :)

At 10:21 AM, Blogger TALON said...

I laughed at the notbook! And I think understabbing is a good thing :)

At 3:09 PM, Blogger ... Paige said...

dweebs placing bets. roflmao

At 1:54 AM, Blogger Snaggle Tooth said...

Lynn, Thanks, how could I not make one- been laughing over it ever since Easter, as you may've guessed.

Talon, funny the visuals I have of writing things in it too! I have lots to write in there! I always hear the "Psycho" music n see a large butcher knife... What a thing to say to an assailant!

Paige, I'm glad I could amuse you! I almost made "Jand" a gland drier, (from a comment on your hand dryer post) but wanted to weasel in a link to Jannie somewhere...

At 7:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most amusing. Thanks for sharing.

Best regards, Boonsong

At 8:17 AM, Blogger Jannie Funster said...

These really made me laugh. The notbook, as Talon points out. I need one of those.

And yes -- please understab me, not the other way around! And can I get a can of Begore Begone?

Happy Aster to you too.

That 1.3 moth sure is clever -- your mind never stops, does it??


At 8:19 AM, Blogger Blue Bunny said...

deeirest snagle!

I'm bak!

I'm bak!!

Yoo sees me?

And I gots a noo gerlfrend, linnda. she loving me so mutch. we iz long distince relashinship, but we e-maling 20 times a day.


At 2:17 AM, Blogger Snaggle Tooth said...

Boonsong, Welcome to ESR booments, I mean comments! I'm happy to amuse n share! Thanks

JanF, I'm glad you got some funnies out of it- I think it was funnier with the defs n comments all-in-one this time... Begore Begone sounds like the perfect defense weapon. Yep, I can cut up a moth, but can't decide which third I like better...

BB, Glad you found a nice bunny Honey! Good thing for the internet, eh? Welcome back-


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